Thursday, November 6, 2008

i love pornporn!

hiiex everyone.

i love porn porn!



omaiigawdx, he makes me steam steam and squirt squirt!

buhbaiix.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

i love love you!

hello people!

and when i say people, it's mainly me, cos i re-read my blog thousands thousands and thousands thousands of time! and of course, this is my private blog blog.

guess what??

yes! i saw michael again again!

SO.DAMN.HOT.

he was digging his nose like never before! haiya, i should have cherished that moment moment while i could. but, i did not not! stupid stupid me!

why?? cos at that time i saw him, my shit shit was like, at the tip of my assasshole!
so i just said 'hi!' and ran to the toilet after that that. tsk tsk, i wanna cry cry already!

okay, buhbye.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

hello hello everyone.

a big big sorry to you all for not updating for a long long time.
haiyazxzxzxzxz, i havent had any luck these few days by bumoing into either one of my shuai shuai ges.

but but, i did cum across this super sexy sexy photo!

look see look see:



it's steven lim ge ge!!
i love love him:D

i miss him!

i want him to help me trim trim my eyebrows!

teo zhuan mei loves steven lim!
and i want everyone to know know!

he looks so damn sexy sexy rightZ??

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

sexy

hubba hubba.
i saw michael, again.

can you guys believe it?? we're totally fated to be together. you know, i'm really sure that we're a match made in heaven. ahhhhhhhhhhh, the thought of it just brings me orgasms.

sweet, sweet orgasms.

okay, so here's the third(?) encounter with michael!

i was walking along bedok inter with my hubby, yeeren. (yeah, i just had to say yes. if not, he'll keep pestering me by throwing cum balls onto my bedroom window, just forcing me to accpet him.) so as we were walking and groping each other's asses at random times. his ass is really squishable. LOLzz.

and that was it. walking oh-so-sexily. it was michael. straight away, i put yeeren's ass down which drooped to the floor after i let go. i was afraid. 'what to do?? what to do?????', i was that scared.

after a sec of responsible decision making, i decided to just approach him. as i walked closer and closer to him, i could smell him. the smell was like a fusion of garbage trucks' and durians' stench. just what i love.

as i was about just two metres away, i noticed a zit on one of his zit!

O.M.F.G. it's SO.DAMN.SEXY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's like, a zit growing on a zit! now you dont get to see that everyday, do you??
then, i noticed that he was approaching me! not the old ahma behind me, not the lao ahpek who has been checking my ass out for the last 10mins, but me! teo zhuan mei!

we talked. yeah, about anything under the sun.
we talked about orgasms, the last time we masturbated and the last time we bathed.

well, i love orgasms, i said. he loved them too(: he says that they bring him joy and stuff. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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the last time i masturbated was about 3hours ago, during art class. he said he was always doing it, he said. then he took his hand from his pocket. it was full of cold hard cum. he said that there was a hole in his pocket, and all he had to do was to put his hand in it and start.

i last bathed like, last year. oh was it the year before??
i forgot. he said that he hasn't bathed since he came out from his mama's pussy. oh god, so damn hot.

kthxbai.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

guess who i saw????? MICHAEL! YES!!! i saw him again!

at the time when i saw him, he was picking his nose and laughing. he wore his shorts so high, i could see his underwear (not boxers) from his legs!

SO.DAMN.SEXY.

as i approached him, he sneezed into his collar.
then, he lifted his arm and smelled his armpit. by the look on his face, i knew that his armpit smelled nice. he looked somewhat like that when he smelled his armpits:


SO.DAMN.SEXY.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

L.O.L.
stands for Loser Of London!
this one is michael teach me one one.
hehe.

yes, i saw him, on friday. i was walking along little india looking for my lost dog dog and i saw him praying in a temple. i never knew he was hindu hindu until that day day!
then then, i walked up to him and asked for his autograph graph.

then he took out a large inkpad, smothered the ink on his ass ass and chopped it on my face! at that point of time, i knew i would never wash my face again./
for now, after not washing my face for already 3 days, i look somewhat like this:
like my face? i think it's super chio chio!
i hope i get to see see michael and steven lim again! i know that we will.
it's called fate fate!(:

Thursday, July 17, 2008

W.O.W
stands for WHAT OH WHAT?!

hehe, that's what steven lim taught me.

yes yes, i saw him outside yesterday at a sex-shop shop. the first thing he asked me when he first saw me was, 'how do you like my sexy sexy yellow undies?' see see, he even speaks like me!
i am so honoured to be speaking to steven limzxzxzx!!!!!!!!!!

i was like, 'you are hot hot! i really like like!' followed by a
heheh. my smile is hothot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. bb. see ya, dont wanna be ya.