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hubba hubba.
i saw michael, again.

can you guys believe it?? we're totally fated to be together. you know, i'm really sure that we're a match made in heaven. ahhhhhhhhhhh, the thought of it just brings me orgasms.

sweet, sweet orgasms.

okay, so here's the third(?) encounter with michael!

i was walking along bedok inter with my hubby, yeeren. (yeah, i just had to say yes. if not, he'll keep pestering me by throwing cum balls onto my bedroom window, just forcing me to accpet him.) so as we were walking and groping each other's asses at random times. his ass is really squishable. LOLzz.

and that was it. walking oh-so-sexily. it was michael. straight away, i put yeeren's ass down which drooped to the floor after i let go. i was afraid. 'what to do?? what to do?????', i was that scared.

after a sec of responsible decision making, i decided to just approach him. as i walked closer and closer to him, i could smell him. the smell was like a fusion of garbage trucks' and durians' stench. just what i love.

as i was about just two metres away, i noticed a zit on one of his zit!

O.M.F.G. it's SO.DAMN.SEXY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's like, a zit growing on a zit! now you dont get to see that everyday, do you??
then, i noticed that he was approaching me! not the old ahma behind me, not the lao ahpek who has been checking my ass out for the last 10mins, but me! teo zhuan mei!

we talked. yeah, about anything under the sun.
we talked about orgasms, the last time we masturbated and the last time we bathed.

well, i love orgasms, i said. he loved them too(: he says that they bring him joy and stuff. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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the last time i masturbated was about 3hours ago, during art class. he said he was always doing it, he said. then he took his hand from his pocket. it was full of cold hard cum. he said that there was a hole in his pocket, and all he had to do was to put his hand in it and start.

i last bathed like, last year. oh was it the year before??
i forgot. he said that he hasn't bathed since he came out from his mama's pussy. oh god, so damn hot.

kthxbai.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

guess who i saw????? MICHAEL! YES!!! i saw him again!

at the time when i saw him, he was picking his nose and laughing. he wore his shorts so high, i could see his underwear (not boxers) from his legs!

SO.DAMN.SEXY.

as i approached him, he sneezed into his collar.
then, he lifted his arm and smelled his armpit. by the look on his face, i knew that his armpit smelled nice. he looked somewhat like that when he smelled his armpits:


SO.DAMN.SEXY.

L.O.L.

stands for Loser Of London!

this one is michael teach me one one.
hehe.

yes, i saw him, on friday. i was walking along little india looking for my lost dog dog and i saw him praying in a temple. i never knew he was hindu hindu until that day day!
then then, i walked up to him and asked for his autograph graph.

then he took out a large inkpad, smothered the ink on his ass ass and chopped it on my face! at that point of time, i knew i would never wash my face again./

for now, after not washing my face for already 3 days, i look somewhat like this:

like my face? i think it's super chio chio!

i hope i get to see see michael and steven lim again! i know that we will.

it's called fate fate!(:

W.O.W

stands for WHAT OH WHAT?!

hehe, that's what steven lim taught me.

yes yes, i saw him outside yesterday at a sex-shop shop. the first thing he asked me when he first saw me was, 'how do you like my sexy sexy yellow undies?' see see, he even speaks like me!

i am so honoured to be speaking to steven limzxzxzx!!!!!!!!!!

i was like, 'you are hot hot! i really like like!' followed by a

heheh. my smile is hothot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK. bb. see ya, dont wanna be ya.

STEVEN LIM SO SEXY SEXY!

woah woah, i'm blogging during school hours cos i've something urgent to say say.
i saw steven lim... on the internet! he was fully naked naked!

he looks so much hotter in the nude nude! once i laid my eye ball ball on those photos of him naked naked, i couldn't take them off!

i even set one of the many photos of him naked as my desktop wallpaper. aiyo, so sexy sexy.
and i set a porn video as screensaver of him fucking himself. sometimes, i hope that i can be the one fucking him him. oh, how i wish wish.

hmmm, but then, am i being unfaithful to michael by having orgasms for steven lim?? i dun think so bahs, i also never stead stead wif him yet. aiyo, this is making my brain split split like a bannana split split.

okay, now i going to finger fuck fuck. next time then post about my orgasms again bahs bahs.

OMG i totally wasted an opportunity of a lifetime!

michael asked me for stead stead, but i was too busy watching steven lim's sexy sexy singapore idol audition video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wahbiang, i really cannot think think properly when i have orgasms for steven lim.
soo, i said 'no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' when dick lee reprimanded him. aiyo.

i damn upset set.

haix, i will not be publishing until i get another orgasm orgasm. (which is very short short later)

buaiz buaiz.

MICHAEL ROX ROX

OH MY FUCK?!

i saw this guy, this particular guy.
and his name was MICHAEL.

his walk, his talk, his everything, was hot.
i tried to lick him, but he slapped himself against the wall.

his class, his class...
2T2? or was it 2T1??

i have no idea.
i'm so gonna get to know him inside out tomorrow.

till then, i shall have orgasms just thinking about him. or his dick dick.
oh michael michael, wo ai ni de xiao di di [: